User:Grontesca
Grontesca
Grontesca Bladthranx hails from the Possomery, though has also been known as erp squelid and Charles Fweepleshorts.
Her surfer name is Cap'n Eggwash, and scientific name is Fenchon Erbitor.
Her secret name on the wide-ass web is Reginald Penibod, and for official sites she goes by Ermintrude Blowthorpe or, when occasion calls for a man, Bertiginous Wobble or Fentobli X Eknifrast.
She's still known in some circles as King of Sweden. In her younger days she was Funty Blanchoid (boyfriend Scrutch Oafenscut). Her nom de poèt is Y2Cuthbert, and totem is Lizardo Heaping Nostril.
A brief search for some of these handles in the newsgroups, especially alt.usage.english, will reveal their use going back to the late 1980s.
Yer ever luvin' Uncle Bert |-)